Tuesday, May 18, 2010

An open letter to my bladder

Dear Bruce,

We need to talk. These four-times-a-night visits to the bathroom have to stop. You understand that I don't get enough sleep as it is, right? Well, having to roll my ever-expanding body out of bed, and practically killing myself as I trip over every obstacle between the bed and the bathroom is not helping. Especially when I sit down and all you manage to squeeze out is a teaspoon of liquid.

Seriously? You woke me up for THAT?

Look, I understand the baby is using you as a punching bag, but you really need to toughen up.

Sincerely,
Joanne

P.S. I would also appreciate it if you could do a little better job of holding it together when I sneeze... a girl only has so many pairs of underwear, if you know what I mean.

8 comments:

Tracy1918 said...

You're too cute! A little frustrated, maybe, but cute nonetheless! : )

Laura said...

OMG - I just peed my own pants! You are hilarious!

AjsMommy82 said...

Oh I don't miss that! Enjoy! :)

Tracy said...

I SO don't miss that either! It will all be worth it in the end. :)

Meri said...

Unfortunately, I DO know what you mean...

David and April Vinson said...

Love the letter! Let me know if "Bruce" takes heed to your letter in case I should need to right one of my own to "Ethel" one of these days! :)

Laura@Cowboy Boots said...
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Laura@Cowboy Boots said...

lily sleeps in our bed..i fear the day my belly is huge and i can't get out b/c she's blocking my attempt to roll out of bed and then i wet the bed! haha