That's McDonalds! - What she said while watching a Jack in the Box commercial.
I love my Poppa all day!
I eat my food all - This is a direct translation of "I ate all my food" from Portuguese.
Elise: Why you screaming Momma (in my defence, I wasn't screaming, just pleading with the car in front of me to actually use that thing known as a gas pedal and drive faster than 20 miles an hour)?
Me: Because some people just don't know how to drive
Elise: But Momma knows how to drive... you drive soooooo good!
hee hee... she's pretty smart!
What's that the noises? - Translation: What's that sound?
My nose is sweaty! - What she says when her nose is running
Me: Elise, you're a conundrum
Elise: I'm not a hockey player!
Me: Elise, you can't wear those crocs with that dress, they don't match
Elise: The point is, I get to wear my crocs.
Me: Elise, do you want to come with me to the mailbox to mail some letters"
Elise: Which ones Momma, B and D?
Poot taste - Toothpaste
Sticky Mouse - This is what she calls Mickey Mouse
Me: Elise, do you sometimes talk just to hear your own voice?
Elise: A little bit...
We were doing an alphabet puzzle, and for each letter I would ask her what words start with that letter, for example; the letter T, she would answer "toe". When I held up the letter J and asked her for a word, her reply was, "jay-jay"... which is what she calls a specific part of the female anatomy. Awesome. Can't wait until they cover the letter J in pre-school.
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