Saturday, November 6, 2010

I'm a bit of a dork... but you probably already knew that

When I was growing up, before DVD players in cars, before portable game systems, before IPhones and IPads, back when kids actually had imaginations; we used to have to entertain ourselves on long car trips. I know, GASP!

One of my favourite things to do was exchanging "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs" jokes with my brothers. For some reason, I find these hysterically funny. And for prosperity's sake, here are a few of the ones that will get a chuckle out of me every time:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in the water?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs up on stage?
Mike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying under a car?
Jack

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door?
Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being sent through the mail?
Bill

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach?
Sandy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot on the stove?
Stu

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting beside a hole?
Phil

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole?
Doug

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the morning?
Don

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the barbeque?
Frank

And quite possibly my absolute favourite:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
Russell

3 comments:

Lora said...

poor Bob ;( that was pretty funny though.

shannon said...

Ha! I think I'd heard all of those, except for Russel. Nice.

Jade =) said...

I actually knew a guy in college with no arms and no legs and his name was Chet. I don't get that one. ;)