I love my husband. I do. Really. He is all sorts of awesome and then some. But I'm afraid I might have kill him* one of these nights. Soon.
My husband is a snorer. And unless you are married to a snorer, you cannot understand the pain and suffering that I'm going through right now.
It used to be that if I poked him enough, he would eventually find the perfect position to lay in so he wouldn't snore. Lately, the position is becoming harder and harder to find.
Last night I laid awake for over two hours, listening to him saw logs, and at one point I envisioned smothering him* with a pillow. And as usual, he woke me up about 10 times when his snoring reached such a cacophony that he was drowning out even the neighbour's dog.
Unfortunately, I can't use earplugs, because I need to be able to hear Elise over the monitor if she cries. Plus the idea of something stuffed in my ears like that is a little creepy to me. Short of duct-taping his mouth closed*, I don't know what to do anymore.
Does anybody have any anti-snoring tips that work? Please? I really have grown quite attached to Fred and don't really want to off him*.
*100% joking about the killing stuff. Blame it on my strange sense of humour.
1 week ago